sunday

My friends are in church and I'm trying to decide where to go for lunch. There are procedures or rules that should be followed when going out to lunch on Sunday.

• Rule number 1 - It is the Lord's Day so you need to walk quietly and try not to sin.
• Number 2 (Michelle likes number 2, so I have to make this one good) Take a shower.
• 3 Try not to get mad or wait too long to leave to eat - this will cause you to sin.
• 4 You have to leave the house by 11:00 (earlier, if possible). Some of the local churches start early. You have to watch out for these people. They are your competition. They cause traffic to back up because they usually have a policeman directing traffic. This is a problem because the policeman will always favor the ones that are coming out of the church parking lot. You can get around this by pulling in to the church parking lot and going back out with the policeman directing. (I personally haven't tried this.)
• Do not go to the obvious "Sunday lunch" restaurants. A bad choices would be Cracker Barrel or any restaurant that has a buffet.

More later, I have to go wake up everyone so we can shower and get on the road!